Amanda brags about her April Fools Day successes and Ramon shares about how Easter and other holy days are celebrated in Mexico.

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Big L (rapper)

The Flash (TV show)

Bride and Prejudice (Bollywood musical film)

Pride and Prejudice (novel by Jane Austen)

New Girl Season 5 Episode 1 “Big Mama P”

New Girl Season 5 Episode 22 “Landing Gear”

“Crayons Can Melt On Us For All I Care” song by Relient K (band)

“Esta canción no dice nada” (Mexican song)

Coco (Pixar film)

The Visual Bible: Matthew (film)

The Passion of Christ (film)

Apocalypto (film)

Friends Season 4 Episode 7 “The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line”

Friends Season 5 Episode 9 “The One With Ross’s Sandwich”

Se7en (film)

Amanda Learns:

Sancho = (when you sneeze three times, it means someone is cheating on you)

Los tres días santos = The Three Holy Days

Resucitó = resurrected

Sabado de gloria = Glorious Saturday

Viacrucis = “the way of the cross”

Día de muertos = Day of the Dead

Cempasuchil = (flowers for Día de muertos)

Noche buena = the good night

Que hay en la caja = WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?!?

Viernes santo = holy Friday

Cuarentena = quarantine

Cada dia es santo = every day is holy

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Recorded 4/1/2021

Amanda and Ramon catch up after two weeks apart, chatting about traveling, new kittens, and the final episodes of New Girl.

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We Mention:

King Arthur (British legend)

New Girl Season 7 Episode 8 “Engram Pattersky”

Sponsor a child through World Vision

"Free Prints" App for iPhone and Android

New Girl Season 5 Episode 11 “The Apartment”

Friends Season 3 Episode 1 “The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy”

The Terminator (film)

Andrés García (popular Spanish telenovela actor)

Amanda’s cats on Instagram: @roryandmerlintabbycats

Amanda Learns:

Foto = picture

Escribir = to write

Yo escribo = I write

Tu escribes = you write

Carta = letter

Regalo = gift

Hasta la vista = see you later

Gatos chiquitos = little kittens

Pollito = little chick

Pollo = chicken

Esta bien, pollo = ok, chicken

Passan la bien = have a good day

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Recorded 3/28/2021

Amanda and Ramon celebrate their two-year “friendiversary” by reminiscing about how they met and became close, while also discussing Amanda’s dating rejections in one of their most random episodes yet.

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We Mention:

Martial Artist Bruce Li

Singer Nat King Cole

“I’ll Always Love You” song

“Puto” song

“Windy City” song from Calamity Jane (film)

Singer Doris Day

“Sentimental Journey” song

“Bushel and a Peck” song

“Dream a Little Dream” song

New Girl Season 5 Episode 7 “Wig”

Stranger Things (Netflix TV show)

New Girl Season 2 Episode 18 “Tinfinity”

The Flash (TV show)

Cobra Kai (Netflix TV show)

Game of Thrones (TV show)

Wayne Dyer (spiritual author and motivational speaker)

Lao Tse (ancient Chinese philosopher and writer)

Amanda Learns:

Salud = cheers

Amigo/amiga = friend

Amistad = friendship

Fluir = flow

Cree en tus amigos = believe in your friends

Escuchenos cabrones = listen to us, assholes

Bonus Languages:

Shifu (Chinese kung fu teacher)

Sensei (Japanese karate teacher)

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Recorded 3/12/2021

Amanda and Ramon celebrate Women’s History Month by discussing influential women in their lives and Ramon reminisces about growing up on the ranch and getting his first hickey.

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We Mention:

New Girl Season 6 Episode 20 “Misery”

New Girl Season 5 Episode 9 “Heat Wave”

New Girl Season 2 Episode 24 “Winston’s Birthday”

Mexican composer Maria Grever

Amanda Learns:

Alcohol = alcohol

Me puse pedo/peda = I got drunk (slang)

Borracho/Borracha = drunk (formal)

Ebrio/Ebria = drunk (most formal)

Abuela = grandmother

Cuiden a sus mujeres = take care of your women

Como siempre = As always

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Recorded on 3/1/2021

Amanda and Ramon analyze their accents and recount spooky things that happened to them as children.

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We Mention:

Roy Rogers old western films

New Girl Season 4 Episode 3 “Julie Berman’s Older Sister”

The Office (TV show)

“Very Superstitious” (song) by Stevie Wonder

Cobra Kai (Netflix TV show)

Love is Blind (Netflix TV show)

New Girl Season 2 Episode 23 “Virgins”

The Exorcist (film)

My Favorite Murder (true crime comedy podcast)

Amanda Learns:

Buenas noches audiencia = Good evening audience

Mis escuchas = listeners

Escuchas = to listen

Damas y caballeros = ladies and gentlemen

Caballo = horse

La lechuza = owl (Mexican superstition)

Pinche gatita mamona = fucking little bitchy cat

Mamon (masculine) / mamona (feminine) = funny / bitchy

Me puse pedo = I got drunk

Se te suve el muerto = the death one

Conciencia colectiva = collective consciousness

Dios los ventiga y tengan mucho sexo = God bless you and have much sex

Salvaje = wild

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Recorded 2/21/2021

Amanda and Ramon discuss Amanda’s dating app rejection, celebrate Ramon’s recent green card acquisition, and wish Amanda’s sister Maggie a happy birthday.

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We Mention:

Cobra Kai (Netflix show)

New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 “Fired Up”

Bruce Lee quote about water

“Las Mañanitas” song

“Amantes a la Antigua” (Old-fashioned lovers) song

New Girl Season 5 Episode 10 “Goosebumps Walkaway”

Amanda Learns:

Feliz Cumpliaños = happy birthday

Dios te bendiga = God bless you (singular)

Dios los bendiga = God bless you (plural)

Las mañanitas = little morning

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Recorded 2/15/2021

Amanda and Ramon head out of town on a "road trip," discuss Amanda's dating life, and argue about the female guest stars in "New Girl" that Ramon thinks are hot. They also throw around some Mexican slang.

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We Mention:

New Girl Season 5 Episode 11 “The Apartment”

New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 “Sister”

Dead to Me (Netflix TV show)

It’s a Wonderful Life (1946 film)

New Girl Season 2 Episode 1 “Re-launch”

New Girl Season 2 Episode 17 “Parking Spot”

Amanda Learns:

A huevo = yes / of course / awesome / fuck yeah

Huevo = egg

Madre = mother / used as slang in place of any noun

Pedo = fart / also used as slang in place of any noun

Que pedo = what’s up?

Holy Drogui = “holy shit” equivalent using Ramon’s friend’s name as the curse word

Me cuesta un huevo = it cost me a testicle / it cost me an egg

Todo es posible = everything is possible

En este pinche mundo = in this freaking world

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Recorded 2/6/2021

Amanda and Ramon translate a letter from Amanda’s sponsored child, discuss Ramon’s hilarious antics in grade school, and get completely carried away talking about sex, love, and soul connections.

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We Mention:

New Girl Season 2 Episode 23 “Virgins”

Ballroom dancers Nazar Batih and Mariko Cantley

Sponsor a child through World Vision

New Girl Season 4 Episode 22 “Clean Break”

New Girl Season 5 Episode 1 “Big Mama P”

New Girl Season 5 Episode 5 “Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt”

Amanda Learns:

Muy = very

Feliz = happy

Y = and

Literatura = literature

Madrina = godmother

Escuela = school

Maestro = teacher

Pollo = chicken

Pollito = little chick

Novia = girlfriend

Novio = boyfriend

Beso = kiss

Peso = money

Sexo = sex

Ama como quiera = love anyway (singular)

Amen como quiera = love anyway (plural)

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Recorded 1/30/2021