Buckle up, weirdos! Tonight on Underworld News Tonight, ahead of our two week vacation, we've got a monstrous mash-up of the strange and the sensational!

First up, a scaly situation! Wally, the beloved emotional support alligator, has vanished into the Georgia swamps. Will there be a tearful reunion, or a cautionary tale for all those considering reptilian roommates? Andrew's got the latest on this concerning case.

Speaking of sticky situations, get ready to relish the saga of the 'Hot Dog Hurler'! A brave (or maybe foolish) street vendor went rogue during the New York Mets' dollar hot dog night. Did he succumb to the relentless hunger of the crowd, or did he achieve a glizzy-induced nirvana? Andrew dives deep into this heart-wrenching, condiment-coated case.

But fear not, there's gold at the end of this spooky rainbow! Jason unearths a story that could change your life forever. A volcano in Antarctica has been keeping a secret: it spews pure gold! Is this our ticket to early retirement or a recipe for an international meltdown? Buckle up, because Jason's about to erupt with the details!

Finally, we end on a lighter note. Four wayward zebras embarked on an epic urban safari, and guess what? They're finally back home! Was it a case of mistaken identity or a yearning for the Serengeti under the city lights? Don't miss this heartwarming story of stripes and safety!

So, creatures of the night (and day, we don't discriminate here at UNT), get ready for a wild ride! Because tonight, the weird just got weirder!