In ultra relevant astrological news, Woo.ish does your taxes and your eyebrows for the Libra new moon.

Exclusive: birds don't care about you, ducks have an agenda, also penises.

Something something...UP all night.

Join your girls as they travel back in time to 6 months ago to celebrate the Pisces New Moon but only it's the Full Moon. A true masterpiece from the Woo.ish archives, including over sexed youth group kids, ZERO karmic baggage and an important PSA on seatbelts.

Just two perfectly evolved humas, sharing the secrets of life.

They're not drunk, you are.

Woo.ish uses what little discipline they have left to unmask dentists, mechanics, light beer AND astrologers for the scoundrels they are.

Also, don't try and trust no one.

And your anus, you should be thinking about it.

In what is by far our least favorite episode, it's the Aquarius Full Moon and your girls are using TECHNOLOGY to bring the Woo.ish COMMUNITY together. Come celebrate US with us! You're welcome!

Your girls hypothesize the Leo New Moon with SCIENCE.

Don't come for us Hungry Root or Butterflies. You know what you did.

And kegel weights, a deep dive.

Join your girls as they crab walk away from their past, deliver stellar parenting advice, and finally, OUR TITS! Kim's are great and Jordan's are akin to a wet wind sock on a humid, windless day.

P.S. It's not Warren G, it's Nate Dogg. Kim is so sorry. So embarrassing.

This is what it COULD look like if you wanted to learn things.

It's the height of manifestation with the Capricorn Full Moon! Your girls are sober adjacent and taking a hard stance on Seasons. Who really made them anyways? Answer: the patriarchy.

Zero edits, you're welcome.

More about our necks.

And how are your vaginal walls?

Your girls talk real good about communion, turkey necks, fetal alcohol syndrome AND MORE!...to really honor the Gemini New Moon.