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Meet Bertolt and Bee! Traveling on their spaceship with their newly adopted Earthling-parents, Bertolt and Bee are now recounting, reenacting, and recording all of their adventures for the folks back home on their Alien planet, in their own fun and silly way.

The first adventure is, of course, How They Discovered Earth!

The main theme of this adventure is all about perspective, and how everyone has their own way of understanding and experiencing things. For instance, Bertolt and Bee may seem like Aliens to us, but we also seem like Aliens to them! So it’s important that we try to understand things from everyone's perspective.

In Part One, Bertolt and Bee also learn lessons on hard work and how teasing isn't always fun, especially for the one getting teased.

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Welcome back to Bertolt and Bee's splendiferous and whimsitastic adventures!

In Part Two, they continue to tell us all about How They Discovered Earth!

In this part, Bertolt and Bee will learn how to be good listeners. A conversation is like a game of catch, like passing a ball back and forth, you also pass your words back and forth. Meaning, we let others finish their thought before we give ours.

Meanwhile, our Announcer teaches us a lesson on trying things! It's the only way to learn and gain knowledge. The more you try, the more you'll know.

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Welcome back! Let's continue the adventure!

In this Part, it is Bertolt and Bee's sense of smell that leads them to the "Blue Planet" that we call Earth.

We also get to hear more from their Earthling parents, Randy and Pam, who tell us about how they discovered... ALIENS!

Part 3 is all about perspective, and how no two people (or other beings) see things the exact same way. We all have our own way of seeing things. What makes one person excited, may make another terrified. We learn so much about friends, family, or extraterrestrial life just by understanding their perspective.

Enjoy Part 3!

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Hello, Everyone! Welcome back to another splendiferous episode.

In this part, Bertolt and Bee learn a big lesson on kindness! They learn that it's important to always (let's say it together)... LEAD WITH KINDNESS! Exacta-tootee!

If you have nothing to add, you can always add kindness. You can not control how others will act, but can always control how you respond. And that fits perfectly with Pam and Randy's family motto... "Try hard and be kind."

Enjoy Part Four! And have a whimsitastic day!

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Welcome Back! Hope you all have had a splendiferous time listening to our audio series.

In this part, we learn about FEAR, and how things that are different or foreign to us can be scary sometimes. But different doesn't mean bad. For instance, we all have different tastes in music. While Randy may like Stevie or Bob or Mozart, Bee and Pam love their Taylor Swift. Learning about each other's differences is what makes life so wonderful and exciting.

Also, the more you learn about something, the less scary it will be! Bing bong!

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In this part of how Bertolt and Bee discovered Earth, they finally make first contact with the Earth Aliens, Pam and Randy. Big emotions are explored as they try to make sense of one another. There is no right or wrong way to act when meeting alien life forms for the first time. All emotions are welcome! But a good strategy is to always lead with kindness.

As our Announcer says, "Compassion and understanding are traits of some of the most evolved species in the universe!"

Enjoy Part Six! It's going to be kookoorookoo!

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Welcome back to Part Seven. The final part. La parte final. La dernière partie. 最后一部分. Der letzte Teil. Ka hapa hope. 最後の部分. La parte finale of…

How They Discovered Earth.

In the final part of this adventure, Bertolt and Bee find a new home on Earth, welcomed with open arms by Randy and Pam (with a twist), and a new family blossoms.

It reminds us that we can find a home anywhere and with anyone as long as there is love, and an open heart and mind.

This is only just the beginning of Bertolt and Bee's adventures on Earth, however, as they will go on to discover ice cream, and grandparents, and friendships, and school, and jobs, and money, and everything a human child discovers throughout their childhood. After all, everything in life was "alien" to each of us at one point or another.

If you are enjoying this series, please follow us on Instagram, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you humans follow other humans. Message us. Like us. All that good stuff. Let us know what you think. Like, what should Bertolt and Bee discover next? The possibilities are as endless as the universe.

Thanks for listening!

Enjoy Part Seven...The Final Part.

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Welcome back, Everyone!

This is the first of our 3-part series on Financial Literacy and Value, brought to you by our Earthling friends @Wealthie.Works. To all you parents and grandparents in the universe, Wealthie is a saving, investing and financial literacy platform for kids and families. Now, isn't that splendiferous?! No need to answer, we can't hear you anyway.

Our first episode is aptly titled "Does Money Grow On Trees?" because, well, we want to know if it does. Does your child know? Chances are that if you haven't taught them, then, no, they don't. And neither does Bertolt and Bee, but they are about to find out.

Did you know that by the time your child is 7, they're well on their way to developing the skills necessary for money management? Learning about money and value at home helps set kids up for a more stable financial future. So let's learn together!

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