Underworld News Tonight: Boss Battles & Parisian Potty Problems

This week on Underworld News Tonight:

• IRL Ragequit? A NJ gamer goes full send to Florida to fight his MMO rival. Did he level up the wrong skills? ⚔️

• Submarine Secrets? A Navy bigwig is back on UFO patrol. Are Unidentified Objects about to get Schooled? ️‍♂️

• Diana's Doll Drama? Jason tackles a haunted princess situation, and guess who shows up to fact-check?

• The Poop Olympics? Paris is in hot water (pun intended) over a smelly situation. Will the games become a giant toilet break? ‍♀️

Buckle up for the weird, the wild, and the possibly very smelly.

Underworld News Tonight: Chick-Fil-A Exorcism, Butt Basketball & Naked Bike Ride Fail

This week on Underworld News Tonight, drag queen/comedian Chandler Schmit joins Jason and Andrew for a dive into the bizarre. Buckle up for a Chick-Fil-A exorcism gone wrong, the unjust cancellation of the "Nuttin But Azz" basketball tournament, and the tragic flop of San Antonio's World Naked Bike Ride. Plus, the guys offer advice to a Redditor plagued by a ghostly baby!

This week on UNT, the hosts take a wild ride through the strange and unsettling. Central Illinois comic Aleah joins the crew for a hilarious look at the week's most bizarre news.

Do aliens walk among us? Andrew dives into a mind-blowing Harvard paper suggesting the existence of "cryptoterrestrials."

Listener Help! The guys offer paranormal advice to a Reddit user haunted by a possessed Bert and Ernie doll.

Not for the faint of heart: Jason chills listeners with a report on the disturbing black market for human remains.

Buckle up for a side-splitting and spooky episode of Underworld News Tonight! #paranormal #aliens #bizarrenews #truecrime

Underworld News Tonight: Is it a Crime if it's Hilarious? ️

This week on UNT, we're diving deep into the underworld's strangest headlines:

• Car Hijinx Gone Wrong? YouTube Prankster Alex Choi Fires Fireworks at Lamborghini from Helicopter - Was it a crime or just outrageous entertainment? Andrew weighs in.
• Loch Ness Monster Mystery: Debunked or Just Getting Warmed Up? The world's biggest Nessie hunt is over... but should YOU join the search next year?
• UFO Disclosure: Catastrophe or Cash Grab? Nick Pope, the UK's top UFOlogist, warns of a coming "Catastrophic Disclosure." Andrew has a different take: what can we sell aliens?
• Slingshot Bandit: Geriatric Genius or Vicious Villain? California nabs an 81-year-old man for a crime spree. But is he the culprit, or is there more to the story? ‍♂️

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Buckle up, weirdos! Andrew and Jason are back to unearth the strangest stories from the shadows this week on Underworld News Tonight!

Get ready for a wild ride! This episode, we're diving headfirst into:

• Aussie McMess: We'll grill the details on an Australian McDonald's employee whose mopping mishap is making headlines.
• Hexed by Hamburger? Goodburger's own Kel Mitchell joins the show to dish on some seriously bad vibes – was he hexed by his ex-wife?! 🪄
• Vegas UFO: Cloaked Encounter? We head to Vegas to investigate a UFO sighting with a twist: is advanced cloaking tech hiding little green men from plain sight?
• Are Ghosts Ghosting Britain? Finally, we head across the pond for a hauntingly spooky story – are ghosts becoming an endangered species in the UK?

Don't miss a minute of the weirdness! Hit subscribe to stay in the loop on all things paranormal, extraterrestrial, and just plain strange. And don't forget to vote in our Spotify poll – tell us what story has you spooked the most this week! Let's hear it from the underworld! underworldnewstonight.com #UnderworldNewsTonight #WeirdNews #Paranormal #UFOs #Ghosts #McDonalds #KelMitchell

Welcome back to Underworld News Tonight, your one-stop shop for the weird, the wild, and everything in between! Buckle up, because tonight we've got a smorgasbord of strangeness to unpack.

First up, Andrew takes aim at a tabloid gone rogue! The Irish Star has been splashing UFO sightings across their front page, but Andrew's here to separate fact from fiction. Is this a genuine extraterrestrial hotspot, or just a desperate ploy for headlines? We'll dive deep and expose the truth, or at least what passes for it these days.

Sticking with the supernatural, the Vatican has issued a new decree! Apparently, they're offering some fresh guidance on how to handle demonic possession and other ghostly goings-on. Does this mean the Pope is finally acknowledging the existence of bumps in the night? We'll dissect the details and see if this is a holy hoax or a sign of the times.

Now, for a story that's equal parts spooky and heartbreaking. A divorced ghost bride named Brocarde has adopted a haunted clown doll! Listeners, you read that right. We'll explore the emotional turmoil of the afterlife and the strange companionship found in the spectral realm. Is this a match made in, well, the spirit world, or is there something more sinister at play?

Finally, we head to the heartland of America for a mystery that'll leave you scratching your head. Mysterious meat has been discovered on the side of an Ohio road. Yes, you heard that correctly. We'll have all the grisly details and hear from local authorities who are baffled by this bizarre beef-related enigma. Is it an out-of-this-world patty, a government experiment gone wrong, or something even stranger?

That's all for tonight, folks! Join us next week for another round of unearthly encounters and unexplainable events. Until then, keep your eyes peeled for the strange, and remember, the truth is always out there... somewhere.

Buckle up, weirdos! Tonight on Underworld News Tonight, ahead of our two week vacation, we've got a monstrous mash-up of the strange and the sensational!

First up, a scaly situation! Wally, the beloved emotional support alligator, has vanished into the Georgia swamps. Will there be a tearful reunion, or a cautionary tale for all those considering reptilian roommates? Andrew's got the latest on this concerning case.

Speaking of sticky situations, get ready to relish the saga of the 'Hot Dog Hurler'! A brave (or maybe foolish) street vendor went rogue during the New York Mets' dollar hot dog night. Did he succumb to the relentless hunger of the crowd, or did he achieve a glizzy-induced nirvana? Andrew dives deep into this heart-wrenching, condiment-coated case.

But fear not, there's gold at the end of this spooky rainbow! Jason unearths a story that could change your life forever. A volcano in Antarctica has been keeping a secret: it spews pure gold! Is this our ticket to early retirement or a recipe for an international meltdown? Buckle up, because Jason's about to erupt with the details!

Finally, we end on a lighter note. Four wayward zebras embarked on an epic urban safari, and guess what? They're finally back home! Was it a case of mistaken identity or a yearning for the Serengeti under the city lights? Don't miss this heartwarming story of stripes and safety!

So, creatures of the night (and day, we don't discriminate here at UNT), get ready for a wild ride! Because tonight, the weird just got weirder!

Underworld News Tonight: Buckle Up, It's a Weird Week!

Join Andrew and Jason as they plunge into the paranormal and the just plain strange this week on Underworld News Tonight!

This week's top unearthly headlines:

• Close Encounter of the Gross Kind: A decorated Air Force veteran spills the beans on why he says he noped out of a, shall we say, less-than-glamorous UFO retrieval mission. Get ready for details that might make you lose your lunch.
• Moon or Mini-Me? We investigate the whispers of a potential second moon lurking in Earth's orbit. Is it a celestial body or just a case of wishful thinking (and conspiracy theories)?
• Vegas Revisited: One Year Later: We revisit the case of the Vegas teenager who claims a terrifying, demonic encounter with an alien being. Has her story changed? Are there any new developments in this otherworldly whodunnit?
• Whale Talk, Alien Walk? Could learning to communicate with whales be the key to unlocking the secrets of interstellar dialogue? We explore the wild theory that these majestic creatures might hold the key to cracking alien code.

Tune in for a side-splitting exploration of the unexplained. You won't want to miss it!